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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

The Things Kids Say

Rev's had an upset stomach lately. We're talking liquid emissions.

A few days ago (Rev is on the toilet)
Rev: Mom, if I pooped a little bit in my underpants, will you be mad?
Me: No, in fact that happened once to me when I was about nine years old.
Rev: Oh, OK.

Last night (Rev is on the toilet)
Rev: Mom, when you were nine did you ever poop a little bit on the floor?
Me: ...
Me: Did you just poop on the floor?
Rev: Yes, are you mad?
Me: No. Let's go ahead and put that floor mat in the wash, shall we?

I've been doing some extra fun laundry lately.

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